Beauty And The Beast, Full movie (1988)

Let’s talk about a film that knows exactly what it is—and proudly owns it! This delightfully cheeky fantasy checks every box it aims for: we’re talking humor, lavish costumes, and… well, let’s just say intimacy features prominently. More than once.

One standout moment (aside from the obvious) is a Scrabble match between Mike Horner and the Beast himself. The Beast slaps down “QUASTLE” and declares it the proper spelling of “castle.” When Horner—mindful he’s debating a powerful, hairy monster—gently suggests the word might be fictitious, the Beast ever-so-politely reminds him of a certain “rack” waiting in the cellar. A truly spellbinding negotiation!

The movie is crafted with genuine care: lush sets, convincing costumes, chemistry-filled scenes with stunning performers, dialogue that’s silly when it needs to be and surprisingly tender in quieter moments. Yes, there’s even a touch of heart tucked in there.

It’s a far cry from so much modern fare. Back in this golden era, you weren’t met with unblinking, fourth-wall-breaking close-ups or gravity-defying… enhancements. The appeal here is natural charm, an actual story you can follow, and conversations that don’t sound like placeholder lines. It’s precisely why vintage titles like this hold up—they feel real, they entertain beyond the steamier scenes, and they’ve got personality for days.

I hadn’t thought about this gem in ages, but stumbling across it recently (no pun intended… okay, maybe a little intended) has me ready to hunt down a DVD copy. Absolutely worth adding to the collection!

Starring the beguiling Tracy Adams as Beauty and the formidable John Leslie as the Beast—she’s into fur, he’s into beauty, a match made in cinematic heaven. Directed by veteran icon Paul Thomas, this is one sizzling, storybook fantasy that might just melt your player. Anything but grim, it blends high production values with sensual storytelling—exactly what a discerning viewer (or fun-loving couple) might crave. A fairy tale for grown-ups, and honestly? A total delight.